JO EL – YOU ARE IN LOVE

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The Economic and Financial Crimes Commission on Thursday said it was awaiting the report of the ongoing probe of the alleged missing oil funds from the federation account by the Senate before beaming its searchlight on the Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation.

ISN’T SHE HOT? PHOTO OF GHANIAN, JOCELYN DUMAS

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NIGERIAN AIR FORCE RECRUITMENT 2014

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HOW TO BECOME A HIGHLY SUCCESSFUL RAPPER

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6 (SIX) INVESTMENT FALLACIES WE MUST AVOID

There are a few wrong way of thinking about Investment which result in why individual investors

often fail miserably. It is good we know them and avoid being one of such investors.

Here are six common fallacies about investment:

1. 'I AM TOO YOUNG TO PLAN FOR RETIREMENT'

Have you started planning for your retirement? You may be thinking: "Who, me? I am just 20 why

should I be thinking about retirement". It is not so. Rethink. You should have rather started thinking

about it yesterday, because time flies quickly. If you were smart and planned for retirement while

you were young, your retirement years will be really those 'golden years'. If not, you will need to

compromise and work for a longer period of time, retiring later compared to others.

2. STOCK MARKETS CAN YIELD QUICK MONEY

This is a another fallacy. Stock markets reward long- term investors. In stock markets, money is

transferred from investors who are fearful and greedy to the investors who are balanced and

rational. This is the simple truth. You need to be calm, patient, disciplined and rational. You don't have to be smarter but more disciplined than the rest.

3. FIXED DEPOSITS (FDS) AND TREASURY BILLS(TBS) ARE THE SAFEST AND BEST

There is nothing wrong in investing in fixed deposit (FD) or Treasury Bill (TB) . FDs are really safe and

give us fixed returns. But this does not mean that investing all your money in FDs is a good idea. FD

will hardly beat inflation at the long run. And if your investments are not beating the rate of inflation,

your money is losing its purchasing power. TBs and FDs are safe but not always the best option.

4. I CAN NEVER BE AS GOOD AS WARREN BUFFET SO WHY TRY?

lol...says who? In the words of Warren Buffet: "Success in investing doesn't correlate with IQ once

you're above the level of 125. Once you have ordinary intelligence, what you need is the

temperament to control the urges that get other people into trouble in investing." You don't need a

super brain for making investment decisions. You only need common sense and discipline. If you don't

have enough time and expertise, you can get assistance from professionals. Also, investors often spend a lot of their time in trying to figure out when the market is very low or high, to be able to time the purchase and sale of investments accordingly. In other words, investors want to exit when the market has reached its top and enter when the market has just reached a bottom. This is not a practical idea because there are so many factors that influence the markets. Predicting all the factors and making investments is practically not possible. Instead, stay invested for a long term.

5. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS TOO MUCH DIVERSIFICATION

Diversification is needed but don't over diversify. Having more than 20 stocks or investments can

dilute your returns. The reason behind this is you are not only investing in best stocks or the best of

investments but also in average and above-average ones. Therefore, your returns are likely to come

down. You need to rather concentrate on fewer investments. It is possible to achieve the required

diversification with a few but solid Investments. Andrew Carnegie said:"The wise man puts all his eggs in one basket and watches the basket".

6. THE BEST WAY TO MAKE MONEY IS INVESTING IN WHAT IS HOT

If you are investing in what is hot then you are following the crowd. And if you follow the crowd, you

will get what others are getting, and not anything more. You need to be fearful when others are greedy

and greedy when others are fearful. Don't go by the market trend or the hot pick of the month. Instead,

think like a "contrarian" and follow value investing. You will be an assured successful investor if you

could avoid these investment fallacies.

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Farmer Eedris

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GREAT STEPS ON HOW TO ACHIEVE ALL YOUR GOALS THIS YEAR

SMART stands for:

SPECIFIC

MEASURABLE

ATTAINABLE

REALISTIC

TIMELY

As we examine each of these attributes, I encourage you to get a pen and paper to write down the goals

you want to achieve. Evaluate each goal and make changes as needed to ensure that your goals are

SMART.

SPECIFIC

A specific goal is distinct, straightforward, and clearly defines what you want to accomplish. It should not

contain any ambiguous language. To ensure that your goal is clearly defined, address the following "W" questions:

WHO:  identify who is involved? is this a personal goal or a goal that involves others? An example of a goal that involves others is a manager setting a goal for the team.

WHAT: Define what to accomplish. What are you going to do? Use actions word like develop, build, Organize, learn, etc.

WHERE: Identify the location(s) if this applies to the defined goal.

WHEN: Set a time frame for the goal to be accomplished.

WHICH: Identify the requirements for the goal. it is also important to identify and understand the constraints.

WHY: This is really important! Understand the specific reason, purpose or benefits of accomplishing

the goal. Having a compelling why helps you to focus your effort and motivates you to attain the

goal. Ensure that your goals are specific and clearly defined.  An example of a specific goal will be "I want

to go back to school to get a bachelor degree in computer science." it's not just "i want to go back to

school." it's stating exactly what type of degree you want to obtain.

MEASURABLE

A measurement provides feedback and lets you know when the goal is achieved. It is important to establish concrete criteria for measuring your progress as you work towards achieving the goals that you set.

To determine if your goal is measurable, asks questions like - How much? How many? How will I

know when the goal is achieved? It is easier to stay on track when you measure your progress. It's like managing a project - if you can't measure your progress, you can't manage your project.

Measuring your progress helps a lot when you have smaller, short-term goals that leads to a long-term

goal. As you reach your target date on the short- terms goals, you experience a sense of excitement

that stimulates you to intensify your efforts at achieving your goals.

ATTAINABLE

After your goals are identified, you begin to figure out how to accomplish them. In the process, you develop new attitude, abilities, skills and financial capability required to reach your goals. You begin to

pay closer attention to previously overlooked opportunities that brings you closer to achieving your

goals. Almost any goal is attainable when you plan wisely and establish a time frame that allows you to reach that goal. However, if your goals are too far out, there is a high probability that you won't commit to doing it when you know that it's too much for you. Work on developing yourself, and with time you just might have gathered enough resources to achieve those seemingly insurmountable goals.

REALISTIC

Realistic goals are challenging yet attainable within the given time frame. The goal needs to be realistic

for you and where you are at the moment. A goal of losing 50 pounds in one month may be unrealistic for someone who has never exercised and enjoys carbohydrates. Set goals that you can attain with some effort. When the goal is too difficult to attain, you might be setting yourself up to fail. On the other hand, setting a goal that doesn't require too much effort to achieve exerts low motivational force. It sends the message that you are not capable. Make your goals high enough that you feel some sense of satisfaction after achieving such goals. In the example given earlier, someone who wants to go back to school to get a degree in Computer Science will put in a lot of hours to study, do homework, and write codes. After getting the degree, such a person experiences the exhilaration of achievement.

TIMELY

Set an aggressive, yet realistic time frame for the goal. Putting an end point to your goal creates a

sense of urgency and gives you a target to work towards. For me personally, when I don't set time to

accomplish a goal, my commitment is vague. I tend to procrastinate because I feel like I can start at any

time. Without a time limit, there is no urgency to take action immediately. Be sure to allocate an appropriate time frame to your goal. The time must be attainable and realistic. My challenge to you

Everyone can benefit from goals that are SMART. Setting SMART goals gives you a sense of purpose.

My challenge to you is to set a goal and accomplish it! No excuses.

MUSIC: WHITE NIGERIAN – VERY OK FT. J. MARTINS

The one and only White Nigerian, has released a hot new highlife track entitled “Very Ok” featuring Africa’s finest – J. Martins. The popularly known “Dirty Wine” rapper has just dropped another club hit on us, but this one has a distinct feel and appeal.

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